The Bonboon

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"The Bonboon" is considered to be the wisest of the wise by many of the piñatas. Many go to him for advice – but what most don’t realize is that he’s really not an all-knowing, all-seeing oracle. He just says whatever he thinks they want to hear in order to get their candy from them.

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Species: Bonboon

Quotes

Boom shaka laka laka boom shaka boom... Ah a visitor. Welcome lowly seeker of truth. How may I blow your teeny tiny mind?

To become smaller, you must become larger

"Five" is the answer to many questions, is it not?