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Hello there!

Professional Pinata Happiness and Romancing Connoisseur at your service! Oh, dont let the name and the outfit put you off. Pinatas love me, because I know how to keep them happy, personal taste aside. If you ever have a problem with your Pinatas and their happiness, I'm the person you should talk to. Langston is usually too busy, what with his job at Pinata Central, and besides, he's more concerned about Candiosity than other things that affect the happiness of your Pinatas, such as environment, predators, and the other factors that can determine if your garden is happy and thriving, or going sour in a jiffy. If you've got a problem, and your Pinatas are feeling down, drop me a line and I'll do what I can to help sort the problem out! Now if you please, I need to get to the shop so Lottie can extort me for candy. You would think she'd give a Frequent Customer Discount, or something...