Experience Crates

Welcome to the start of an exciting new pinata project. Here you can easily and quickly gain levels. To learn a little more about it just continue down the page.

What is this all about?

We here at Experience Crates Inc. believe in helping those in need. Those who are less fortunate or less patient. Those who have lost their power over renegade pinata or are ridiculed by friends because of low status. We offer you a quick and painless way to gain those sought after levels and to help you on your mission to gain status as a 108 level gardener.

Who do you mean by "We"?

By the term "We" we mean I, m3ta.

Um... yeah... Could you just get to the point please?

We are providing a free of cost service to the general public. We have been working hard and have collected many pinata and their variants and are willing to ship them to those who wish to level up. We do expect the receive the pinata back though.

If you just want the pinata back what's the point of sending them to me? How do I benefit?

• Receiving pinata in the mail count as residents. If you acquire a resident you do not currently have you will receive experience. You will receive more experience the higher the pinata level is.

• You will also receive 3 of the same pinata in each crate. Each one is a separate variant. You receive experience for every pinata variant you receive/have.

• As soon as you open the crate you will receive your experience. Once you have finished leveling please send back the pinata right away as you will not be allowed to receive another crate until the last is returned.

More to come later