Lights, Camera, Action!
Fergy, Paulie, and Hudson are hanging out when Ella comes to the gate with a stampede of piñatas. She says a visitor is coming to the island. This visitor calls himself, Reg Upchuck and after some deliberating promises all the piñatas screen tests. After is says that all the piñatas will be stars of a new movie. They are lured to the middle of nowhere and trapped by Reg.
He then reveals his true identity as Professor Pester! But Paulie too smart for all that and stays out of being captured. He helps Les sneak out and Les uses a shadow to trick and distract Pester with a fake Chewnicorn. Paulie then uses a forklift to get the caged pinatas out of there. Quickly, Pester gets on another forklift and follows in a low-speed chase. After a night's drive everyone falls asleep except Les who wasn't on the lift. He jumps out at the lifts and seeing them coming to a crossroads, makes the pinata's vehicle to safety, but then craftily switches the signs to make the awakened Pester go up the volcano. The pinatas go home and Pester begins a long, long, climb up a volcano.
Hudson: It's exhausting being famous. Sometimes I barely have time to stare at myself in the mirror.
Ella: I have memorized "The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark".
Franklin: You memorized that whole play?
Ella: No, the title. "The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of..." Oh shoot!
Professor Pester (as Reg Upchuck): Victory is mine!
Franklin: Does this mean we don't get to be in a movie?
Professor Pester: Afraid not, my slower-than-dial-up friend.
Professor Pester: extract all the candy from you and your friends!
Fergy: hehe, what are ya gonna do? hit us with sticks?
Professor Pester: Who said that? *all pinatas look at Fergy* WE'LL see who be, well, the last, we, hhmm... VICTORY IS MINE!
Professor Pester: *50 years later, their forklift nears the top of the volcano* According to my calculations, the garden is right around this bend. Victory is miiiiiiiIIIIIINNNEEE!!! *they fall into the volcano, a ring of black smoke comes out of it* I HAVE NO REGRETS!!!
When Professor Pester tells the pinatas to make a group shot, his Reg Upchuck costume is off
When Franklin is performing his second dance, the Fizzlybear Romance Dance can be heard.