Lester (Professor Pester)
Professor Lester (Pester)
Professor Pester thinks of himself as a criminal mastermind, and tries anything he can to catch the Piñatas. Unfortunately, his dimwitted gang members, the Ruffians, can’t seem to execute his plans. He often wears disguises, such as Reg Upchuck, a Hollywood movie director, or Maurice Moozipan. Famous quotes include "Victory is mine!" and "I have no regrets!" He proclaims to be allergic to Bunnycombs
First Appearance: Trojan Horstachio
Victory is mine!
A Bunnycomb?! I'm allergic to Bunnycombs!! Save me a seat by the window!!!
I have no regrets!
Not exactly, my slower-than-dial-up friend.
Ha ha! You walked right into my trap! Backwards, but to each his own.
It's always such fun to visit the planetarium. Oh, look the Little Dipper! *Faints*
With a 'haha' here, and a 'haha' there, Bwahahaha!
Tee-hee, and then again, Tee-hee!
Years from now, people will look back on this day and say, "Professor Pester! Now there was a real cartoon villian! He put the vile in evile. He put the astardly in dastardly! He put the..." They're nearly here! Get into character!
(Singing the Abc's) A-b-c-d-e-f-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p-u-r-s-t-u-v-w-x-y-z- and, oh...
The opposite of Professor Pester, this Colonel has a cute dollhouse-looking hideout, the leader of the overground resistance and loves hugs.