As official representative for Piñata Central, Langston takes his job as Piñata Wrangler very seriously. There are lots of parties out there in the world just waiting for a fun, candy-filled piñata, and it's Langston's job to see that the right piñata goes to the right party, in as professional and orderly manner as possible. Of course, with characters like Fergy and Paulie screwing with Langston's carefully worked out piñata line-up, things never go as smoothly as he planned. That's why Fergy and Paulie are now on the top of Langston's list. Nothing would give him more satisfaction than stuffing these two scoff-party-piñatas into the cannonata and firing them off to the biggest piñata BASH he can find!
First Appearance: Candiosity
Don't be tardy or you'll miss your party!
A fit piñata is a happy piñata!
With great candy comes great responsibility to have that candy bashed out of you!
Why do you torture me so?!