Jokes.

[Paulie-Lover]

Anyone have any Viva Pinata Jokes?

Heres some:

What kind of toys dose a girl horstascho play with? M

My Little Pony!


When will Fergy go a party?

Only in Langton's dreams!


What's Les's most greatest power other then his Ninja Skills.

His cuteness!


Here one I made up with my type of Pinata Spices.

Why do all the other Pinata have to look up to a gumraffe?

How can they see them gumraffes have long necks!

[Poppun]

loly

I know it's supposed to be lol but loly seems more apropriate for viva pinata

(pun on lolly)

[ctk777]

Those jokes were actually good to me.

[D3V0N]

the first and second make sense

[pinataFan626001]

I got two:
Why did the Cluckle go see a movie?
It was a Chick Flick

(this one is a continuation of what Chortles was going to say in Cocoadile Tears)
Why did the Cocoadile start to fly?
His name was Cocoafly.

[D3V0N]

I got two:
Why did the Cluckle go see a movie?
It was a Chick Flick

(this one is a continuation of what Chortles was going to say in Cocoadile Tears)
Why did the Cocoadile start to fly?
His name was Cocoafly.

the cluckles one makes no sense, the Cocoadile one does

[Zap657]

I don't get the cocoadile one..

And the Cluckle one DOES make sense.

[pinataFan626001]

A Pinata called a Taffly can fly and it was half Cocoadile and half Taffly so it would be called a Cocoafly.

[Roario12]

How could Fergy & Paulie get outta parties?
Awnser:with a can-deed!!!

If Franklin asks Paulie that his species is named after the Fritztialed fox,what happens?
Ella Replies"paulie and Fritz are married!?!?!?"

[Piero Pretztail]

I got some jokes but it's not quite funny if you knew it or if you don't understand it.I'm just putting it up for everyone to have a look and guess who am I referring to(the answers are very easy anyway).

Q:Have you heard the one about the chippo who bores piñatas to death?
A:I never understood a single joke from him.

Q:Have you heard the one about the cocoadile who is hard of crying?
A:He cries when he laughs,but he doesn't seem to realize it.

Q:Have you heard the one about the bonboon who cheats other piñatas for a living?
A:The only piñata he always cheated was himself.

Q:Have you heard the one about the newtgat who always spends his time at unhappy hour?
A:His life is nothing but misery.

Q:Have you heard the one about the roario who praised Fergy for his cowardness?
A:Apparently,he's a coward himself.

[syrupentmaster]

[QUOTE=Piero Pretztail;363281]I got some jokes but it's not quite funny if you knew it or if you don't understand it.I'm just putting it up for everyone to have a look and guess who am I referring to(the answers are very easy anyway).

Q:Have you heard the one about the chippo who bores piñatas to death?
A:I never understood a single joke from him.

Q:Have you heard the one about the cocoadile who is hard of crying?
A:He cries when he laughs,but he doesn't seem to realize it.

Q:Have you heard the one about the bonboon who cheats other piñatas for a living?
A:The only piñata he always cheated was himself.

Q:Have you heard the one about the newtgat who always spends his time at unhappy hour?
A:His life is nothing but misery.

Q:Have you heard the one about the roario who praised Fergy for his cowardness?
A:Apparently,he's a coward himself.

I loved best the third and last.

[Piero Pretztail]

Thx for commenting syrupentmaster!In case you don't know what the answers are,I'll show it here for you.

1st answer:Chortles Chippopotamus.
2nd answer:Cecil Cocoadile.
3rd answer:The Bonboon.
4th answer:Ned Newtgat.
5th answer:King Roario.

[syrupentmaster]

The only i did not know was the first.

[Piero Pretztail]

You should know that Chortles Chippopotamus is the only worst comedian of Piñata Island.

[tigermissu]

the cluckles one makes no sense, the Cocoadile one does

it makes sense because chick: chicken

[Piero Pretztail]

Here are some more "Have you heard..." jokes made by me!

Q:Have you heard the one about the mousemallow who always yells?
A:He must have swallowed a tiny amplifier after he had a sore throat.

Q:Have you heard the one about the moozipan who loves her garden?
A:She destroys your garden,your house and your life with a giant hoe if you destroy her garden.

Q:Have you heard the one about the Horstachio who turned into a Zumbug?
A:Serves him right for being a contest cheating master.

Q:Have you heard the one about the Badgesicle who never leaves Hudson alone?
A:She works as a celebrity stalker.

Q:Have you heard the one about the Sparrowmint who is a bad singer?
A:If I were a judge in the Piñata Island Idol,I will say "NEXT!" before he sings.

[syrupentmaster]

The only i did knew who was was the last...But i dont remember hes name.

[Piero Pretztail]

To syrupentmaster(and everyone else):

Here are my answers from the 6th question to the 10th question.

6:Montague Mousemallow
7:Mabel Moozipan
8:Hamilton Horstachio
9:Beverly Badgesicle
10:Spalding Sparrowmint

[Birthday boy]

MONTY MOUSEMALLOW

heres one "did you hear" but it's not funny and the answer is ultamiteley easy

Q:did you hear about the boy who loves mousemallows
A:he will get angry if you don't like them

[syrupentmaster]

MONTY MOUSEMALLOW

heres one "did you hear" but it's not funny and the answer is ultamiteley easy

Q:did you hear about the boy who loves mousemallows
A:he will get angry if you don't like them
You :p:p:p ok that was a joke but i know you like Mousemallows.

[hey_its_me]

Q: Who is the most known quackberry poet?
A: Charles Duckens!

Look in white for the answer

[Birthday boy]

I think this joke will be better

what do you get if you cross a sparrowmint,a car, and a barkbark?

someone say "I don't know" to get the answer

[syrupentmaster]

I think this joke will be better

what do you get if you cross a sparrowmint,a car, and a barkbark?

someone say "I don't know" to get the answer
I don't know what do you get if you cross a sparrowmint,a car, and a barkbark?

[Birthday boy]

a flying carpet

the sparrowmint can fly
the word car is in carpet
the barkbark is a pet and pet is in carpet

[Piero Pretztail]

Here are some more "Have you heard..." jokes made by me!

Q:Have you heard the one about the bunnycomb who has an Italian accent?
A:He's one serious director.

Q:Have you heard the one about the quackberry who works as a doctor?
A:Is he really a doctor?I can't find his PHD anywhere inside his house.

Q:Have you heard the one about the horstachio who is wild?
A:He says he never miss when he attacks so I'd like to see him fighting against a swift and small piñata.

Q:Have you heard the one about Langston's jameleon cousins?
A:His cousins are also his phobia.

Q:Have you heard the one about the Pengum who was dressed as a general?
A:He and his pengums fail at attacking a jeli.

[Birthday boy]

I know the answers but I forgot their names except Bernardo and Dr. Quackberry

[Piero Pretztail]

Here are my answers:

11: Bernardo Bunnycomb
12: Dr.Quackberry
13: Harry Horstachio
14: Jerry,Jay and Junior Jameleon
15: General Pengum

[Fineas]

[QUOTE=Piero Pretztail;363281]I got some jokes but it's not quite funny if you knew it or if you don't understand it.I'm just putting it up for everyone to have a look and guess who am I referring to(the answers are very easy anyway).

Q:Have you heard the one about the chippo who bores piñatas to death?
A:I never understood a single joke from him.

Q:Have you heard the one about the cocoadile who is hard of crying?
A:He cries when he laughs,but he doesn't seem to realize it.

Q:Have you heard the one about the bonboon who cheats other piñatas for a living?
A:The only piñata he always cheated was himself.

Q:Have you heard the one about the newtgat who always spends his time at unhappy hour?
A:His life is nothing but misery.

Q:Have you heard the one about the roario who praised Fergy for his cowardness?
A:Apparently,he's a coward himself.

I loved best the third and last.The only one that was a joke was the bonboon one.. The others were facts from episodes.

[Piero Pretztail]

To Fineas:

Yes.The others were facts but reading the facts can be funny if you read them in a sarcastic tone.

[syrupentmaster]

[QUOTE=syrupentmaster;363284]The only one that was a joke was the bonboon one.. The others were facts from episodes.

It's fun since it's so DUMB what the pinatas sometimes do and then it gets fun i know it's fact and Piero was right by the sarcastic thing.