View Full Version : You know you play too much Viva Pinata when...
An Insane Guy
06-13-2007, 04:38 PM
Ok, this is a very fun and simple game. Basically, all you do it fill it in. I'll start it off with a few examples:
You know you play too much Viva Pinata when... Your friends dog has a curly tail and you say "O-M-G you have a WildCard BarkBark! I'll but it from you for 10 million C-Cs"
You know you play too much Viva Pinata when... a bat flys into your garden and you say" Phew. Good thing I plated those tulips a few days ago. I've been wanting a sherbat all month".
Let's here some more good ones. Mine stink but I'm sure we can get better!
you know you have been playing to much vp when your in a spelling bee and they ask you to spell canary and you spell it C-A-N-D-A-R-Y (this happend to me lol).
An Insane Guy
06-13-2007, 04:46 PM
you know you have been playing to much vp when your in a spelling bee and they ask you to spell canary and you spell it C-A-N-D-A-R-Y (this happend to me lol).
lolol. Smooth move exlax
SD rulez
06-13-2007, 05:19 PM
You know you play too much VP when you instantly think of every animal as it's pinata name. I.E. calling a cow a moozipan.
DragonacheKing99
06-13-2007, 06:26 PM
You know you play too much VP when you entire buddy list is "currently in garden"
You know you play too much VP when almost all of the top 10 on the VP leaderboards are you and your friends
^^ both true above :p
I'll think of some that are more funny but not that actually happened to me :)
An Insane Guy
06-13-2007, 07:10 PM
You know you play too much VP when you entire buddy list is "currently in garden"
You know you play too much VP when almost all of the top 10 on the VP leaderboards are you and your friends
^^ both true above :p
I'll think of some that are more funny but not that actually happened to me :)
lol. I have another:
You know you play too much VP when you walk up to a bee hive and try to get a jar of honey.
You know you play too much VP when you feed a animal to another to make it resident
DragonacheKing99
06-13-2007, 08:10 PM
You know you plat too much VP when you call your mom Leafos.
SD rulez
06-13-2007, 08:45 PM
You know you play too much VP when you entire buddy list is "currently in garden"
You know you play too much VP when almost all of the top 10 on the VP leaderboards are you and your friends
Lol, same for me but for GoW.
Fourhead
06-13-2007, 10:20 PM
You know you playing to much vp when you try to lead one animal to another in hopes of romanceing.
mcnugget13
06-14-2007, 01:09 AM
You know you played too much VP when your 'BarkBark' has a puppy that has a curved tail and yell OMG a WC!!!
you know you play too much vp when u make your own canonada (not sure if thats how u spell) and shoot a animal from it.
bnm73
06-14-2007, 08:56 AM
...when you hope you find a mouse in your house, because you expect it to dance on its tail when happy.
...you see a praying mantis in your garden and wonder why you haven't seen reference to this species on PIF.
Fourhead
06-14-2007, 08:58 AM
When you smash a snake egg in hopes it will make a two headed snake.
Pierre The Parrybo
06-14-2007, 10:54 AM
You know you play too much VP when you start saying pinata name as chesses live marzipan moozipan and marsh-mallow mousemallow
x raw x hunt3r
06-14-2007, 11:34 AM
u no u play to much vp wen ur with ur friend and u see a cat and u say to ur friend " pass me the stick i feel like some candyfloss"
PAK215
06-15-2007, 09:38 PM
you know you play viva pinata too much when you whack a bat hanging upside down with a stick
DR3AMKATCH3RR
06-19-2007, 06:12 AM
You know you play to much VP when you start dreaming of actually hatching a WC
An Insane Guy
06-19-2007, 08:39 AM
You know you play to much VP when you start dreaming of actually hatching a WC
uhhh....hehe...about that....lol JK!
Lets keep em coming! These are really good.
@ MCnugget, Jim has been notified of your plajerism. I expect you to be ban soon.
FlakPanzer4
06-19-2007, 08:04 PM
You know you play two much Viva Pinata when you think Squirrell babies come from doing a Russian dance.
kittisbat
06-19-2007, 08:09 PM
You know you play to much VP when you try to feed your cat a water lily flower in the hopes of getting a pink cat!
My sister used to call butterflies flutterscotches for a long time until I finaly made her stop, it was bugging me;)
the7threclaimer
06-19-2007, 09:44 PM
either after you check your player awards and find out your a master romancer for over 50 species...
or...
when you realize you just cept 12 tulpips growing for 10 days, actually bought a nightwatcher, gave up about 30 mothdrops(stupid sherbats) and put the moon on a stick and wrenched it in the ground just to get a silly, pink nokturnal pinata
then you check the date and it somehow went from 5/20/07 to 5/27/07 in a matter of what seemed to be minutes
Poppun
06-22-2007, 12:01 PM
You know you play too much viva pinata when someone makes a squeaky voice and you say "Hey! I found a Galagoogoo"
or
When you go through the phone book looking for Costalot's and miss Petula's paper pets
or
Go to a party goods store see the pinata section and say "I've never seen that variant before"
or
List your family doctor as Doctor Patchingo, your favourite contractor as WillyBuilder etc
(By the way can you also post ones for watching the T.V. show too much? I have some good ones for that)
Skyei
06-29-2007, 12:02 AM
You know you play too much viva pinata when the person sitting next to you has a fatal heart attack and you fail to call 911 because you're far too busy trying to mate a rashberry and a swanana to get a pigxie.
Morbid, perhaps. Terrible reality... let's hope not.
And another:
You know you play viva pinata too much when your scariest nightmare is of a sour mallowolf eating your [insert most precious pinata here]
Senses Fail
06-29-2007, 12:24 AM
You know you play vp too much when your friend dies at a ranch so you put a plastic horn on a horse and direct him to heal your friend
LiveSlappNutz
06-29-2007, 01:19 AM
You know you play too much VP when you try feeding your wife a romance candy to get her in the mood.......
You know you play too much VP when you wack your kid in the head with a shovel because he's stepping on your daisies
You know you play too much VP when you go to the UPS store and complain because they charge more then $1 to ship your package
You know you play too much VP when you try paying for gas with 20 chocolate coins
~LSN~
Jedi Mike
06-29-2007, 07:26 PM
You know when you played too much VP when you smash you pet snakes eggs hopeing a two headed snake will out.
Poppun
06-29-2007, 08:29 PM
You know you play too much viva pinata when you're invited to a birthday party and ask if they'd like you attract any perticular pinata for them
or you spend $5000 in paper, glue and paint so you can recreate your garden and "play with your pinatas all the time"
modest97
06-29-2007, 11:07 PM
You know you play too much Viva Pinata when...
You try to get a swan and a pig to romance.
You think a skunk is a macaracoon that isnt a resident yet.
You hit a deer on the rode and are confused of why there is no candy.
An Insane Guy
06-29-2007, 11:31 PM
You know you play too much VP when you try feeding your wife a romance candy to get her in the mood.......
You know you play too much VP when you wack your kid in the head with a shovel because he's stepping on your daisies
You know you play too much VP when you go to the UPS store and complain because they charge more then $1 to ship your package
You know you play too much VP when you try paying for gas with 20 chocolate coins
~LSN~
Lol. Those where the best ones yet. Especially the first one :p
You know you play too much VP when you have an organization and at least 10 WCs
Bald Sniper
06-30-2007, 01:49 AM
I agree LSN that was hilarious. Mines not as good but here it is
You know you play too much Viva Pinata when your a grown man and are DVR'ing all of the television shows for yourself and not for your kid.
schedar
06-30-2007, 03:44 AM
You know you play too much VP when you hear the constant sound of a bouncing seed when you are trying to sleep.
That above statement is true. It has happened to me many times.
DragonacheKing99
06-30-2007, 09:34 AM
You know you play too much Viva Pinata when you see your friends dog has a curly tail, and you ask to buy its eggs :mrgreen:
and yeah LSN's were the best :D
FlakPanzer4
07-05-2007, 07:59 PM
You know you play too much Viva Pinata when:
Your dog gets fixed and you scream "No!!! There go my WC chances!"
You think that there is a possibility that Deer can wear backpacks
Taco Kitty
07-06-2007, 12:52 AM
You know you play Viva Pinata to much when you whack animals with your shovel and want the candey that comes out.
Poppun
07-06-2007, 09:44 AM
This one's actually about the ad but:
When you go to a friend's birthday party and tip over the box that the pinata is in shouting "run away! be free!"
Ryanishere
07-09-2007, 10:48 AM
you know you play vp too much is when your on a date and you see a sparrow and try to hit it with a stick because you have bad breath
L337 SARGE
07-09-2007, 06:04 PM
you know you play vp to much when your friends ask you to do something and you say "no, i have to get that Roario Wild Card! I can do something afterwards"
man that was horrible. Ill think about it.
Poppun
07-16-2007, 05:50 PM
You go to the pet store and ask if you can have a pink and white varient Kittyfloss
bearz unlimited
07-29-2007, 09:34 PM
You know you play to much VP when whenever you here something loud you say"OH-NO! AN ELEPHANILLA STAMPEDE!!!".
viva_alyssa
07-29-2007, 09:48 PM
You know you play too much Viva Pinata when your mom askes you how much does she owe you for doing dishes for a week, and you say 25 chocolate coins:D
potarto
09-02-2009, 06:14 PM
you know you play Vp too much when you go to the zoo and in the reptile house shout, OOHH!!! MOM LOOK A SYRUPENT!!!!!
bunnycomb__9
09-02-2009, 06:20 PM
if your adicted to vp you grab a shovle and hit a small man with it and say : DIE RUFFIAN!
l6904
09-02-2009, 06:23 PM
I play so much VP that when I hear the word Pester, I say : GET AWAY FROM JENINE! YOU BUSTED HER ONCE, BUT NOT AGAIN!
When I eat candy, I think about giving it to a Pinata!
bunnycomb__9
09-02-2009, 06:45 PM
if your adicted to vp wen you hear pinata destoyed you say: hope its my wost enemys pinata and not mine i dont want pretz to die...
bearz unlimited
09-02-2009, 09:10 PM
Wow, this thread was epicly revived. The last post before it was revived was like, a day after I joined these forums.
DragumflyRules
11-20-2011, 12:40 PM
you know you played viva pinata to much when you see a stegosaurus skeleton and you call it a chocodlus
SteveTheCocoadilexx
02-05-2012, 04:00 PM
You know you play too much VP when you're wondering why your apple tree hasn't grown since you planted five minutes ago.
newtgat101
02-17-2012, 10:39 AM
you know you play too much vp when you see a fox and say "omg omg it's a preztail!! i love these things!!!! :D "
Arego Tigermisu
03-16-2012, 07:43 PM
You know when you find a tiger and grow tiger lilies and wonder why it will not visit your lawn
Alice the Pretztail
03-17-2012, 06:17 AM
You know when you've played tooooooo much VP when it is going to be your birthday and you are asked to make a list for what you want and you refuse to, saying that a beautifully decorated crate with balloons attached to it will magically appear before your eyes the next day when you wake up. You say that it will contain a pinata egg, some joy candy and some happy sweets. The person who asks you then stares at you with a "that sure is an odd little boy" expression.
Birthday boy
06-09-2012, 02:19 PM
You know you've played too much Viva Pinata when you think giving coins made of chocolate will actually buy things.
When you think store owners will wear silly masks
When you think feeding animals certain things will make them change color
When you think animals dance when they love another one
When you think a floating guy will come and hit with a stick when you are sick
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