The Pinatas' answering machine messages

[Fergy1122]

I posted this on the older forum, but the forum no longer exists. In this thread, you can leave you ideas into what the various characters' answering machines would say. You can post you own ideas for characters I excluded or if you have a different idea. Okay, here we go:

Fergy: You have reached Fergy Fudgehog. I am not in because I am hiding from Langston so he won't send me to a party! Please leave your message after the be-OH FUDGE! THERE'S LANGSTON!

Ella: Um, I forgot what I'm supposed to say here. If you can help, please call me.

Paulie: Hi, you have reached Paulie Preztail. I am currently unavailible because I am helping Fergy and myself avoid being sent to a party or I am chasing a cluckle! Please leave a message after the beep and I'll call you when things have settled down.

Hudson: You have reached Hudson Horstachio, the world's most popular pinata. I am not in because I am at one of my many appearences or just admiring myself in the mirror. Please leave a message after the beep.

Beverly: You have reached Beverly Badgesicle. I am not availible because I am persuing Hudson! Please leave a message after the beep!

Langston: You have reached Langston Lickatoad at Pinata Central. I am not in right now because I am out chasing Fergy and Paulie to send them to a party. Please leave a message after the beep.

Dr. Quackberry: You have reached Dr. Quackberry. I am not in because I have a lot of pinata patients. Please leave a message after the beep.

Pecky: You have reached Pecky Pudgeon. I am out chasing the lastest scoop, but please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

Prewitt Profitamole: You have reached Prewitt Profitamole. I am not in because I am in the middle of repairing Pinatas that have returned from parties or repairing damage caused by Ella crashing through the wall! Please leave a message.

Professer Pester: You have reached Professer Pester. I am not in because I am working on my latest scheme to steal the candy from the Pinatas! Victory is mine!

Pierce Profitamole: Aiy! Aiy! Aiy! Aiy! {speaks his gibberish} Aiy! Aiy! Aiy!

Francine Fudgehog: You have reached Francine Fudgehog. I am not in because I am visiting my son Fergy, the most popular party pinata on Pinata Island. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.

That's about it, I can picture Tina and Teddington arguing in their answering machine message and Les leaving his message in his native tounge. (I wonder what message Fergy would leave if he called Les and got the machine).

I know Franklin's message in "Franklingestion" was, but you could put it for what it was before the events of that episode and what he changed it to after Franklin was feeling better. Again, feel free to post your own ideas or elaborate on my ideas.

[DingoMutt]

Les Galagoogoo: *Giberish* BEEEEEEEEEEEEP

*Hello, you have reached the home of Les Galagoogoo. I am currently unavailable, most likely saving my not too bright friends. Please leave a message after the tone*

[VPfan]

Tina: You have reached the phone of Tina Twingersnap.
Teddington: No, they reached the phone of Teddington Twingersnap.
Tina: What's it to you squazzil breath. This is my phone
Teddington: My phone.
Tina: MY PHON *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

[Fergy1122]

Tina: You have reached the phone of Tina Twingersnap.
Teddington: No, they reached the phone of Teddington Twingersnap.
Tina: What's it to you squazzil breath. This is my phone
Teddington: My phone.
Tina: MY PHON *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

On the other VP forum, someone else did another message by Tina and Teddington which I found to be funny. To my recolation, it went something like this:

Tina: You have reached Tina Tw-
Teddington: No, you have reached Teddington Tw-
Tina: There you go, budding in again?!?
Teddington: How dare you accuse me of budding in! The callers clearly want to hear someone sophisticated.
Tina: Sophisticated? You iron and press your own ties!
(Tina and Teddington continue to argue)
Both: Call at the beep!

[Paulie-Lover]

That was me!:D :mrgreen:

[Paulie-Lover]

That was me!:D :mrgreen:

[Paulie-Lover]

That was me!:D :mrgreen:

[DragonacheKing99]

Paulie is your computer freezing, you just posted the same thing three times in a row, I think something similar happened to me once.

Ooop: Sorry for off topicness ;)

[Fergy1122]

Here's one more:

Wendel Whirlm: You have reached Wendel Whirlm. I am not in because I am working on fixing a garden. Now, DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!

[Fergy1122]

Les Galagoogoo: *Giberish* BEEEEEEEEEEEEP

*Hello, you have reached the home of Les Galagoogoo. I am currently unavailable, most likely saving my not too bright friends. Please leave a message after the tone*

I can imagine Fergy leaving a message like this: Hello Les, you're doing WHAT with a pineapple?!?

[PAK215]

Ella:Hello. You've reached the... what was I doing again? Who am I talking to? Why is the red light on my phone on? *beeeeep*

Hudson: Hello. You've reahed the Hudson residence. I'm busy bieng famous right now. If you are calling to book me, please call my agent, Simone. *beeeeep*

[pinataFan626001]

Mongo: Hello you reached the home of Mongo Macaraccoon. I'm too busy tidying up my house so can you please give me a call in a month *beeeepp*

[Poppun]

Fergy: Hello, you have reached Fergy Fudgehog, unfortunately I can't take you're call right now because I'm either hiding or eating... mmmmm, chocolate *beeeep*

The Bonboon (business line): You have reached the wise and all knowing Bonboon unfortunately, I cannot take your call because I am either meditating or giving some sage advise, please leave a message after the beep *beeeep*

The Bonboon (home line): You have reached The Bonboon but I can't take your call right now because I'm selling a piece of junk to some poor sucker for more then it's worth or working out a new scheme, so call me later because there is no guarantee that I won't sell this phone before I hear your message *beeeep*


(I can just imagine Les coming home and all the messages on the machine have the caller not being able to tell the recording and beep apart)

[the_galagoogoo]

Here's a tamed Pierce:

Pierce:Hello, You Have Reached Pierce Profitamole. I'm Either With my band,Rock Candy, Or At A Ballet. Thank You For Calling. *Beeep!*

And my Mongo Version:

Hello. This is M-M-Mongo Macaracoon. I'm Probably Cleaning my House. P-P-Please Call Later. Thank You, B-B-Buddy Boy.

[Fergy1122]

The Bonboon (business line): You have reached the wise and all knowing Bonboon unfortunately, I cannot take your call because I am either meditating or giving some sage advise, please leave a message after the beep *beeeep*

The Bonboon (home line): You have reached The Bonboon but I can't take your call right now because I'm selling a piece of junk to some poor sucker for more then it's worth or working out a new scheme, so call me later because there is no guarantee that I won't sell this phone before I hear your message *beeeep*


(I can just imagine Les coming home and all the messages on the machine have the caller not being able to tell the recording and beep apart)

I can imagine that if Paulie wanted to discredit the Bonboon, he might switch the messages for the home and business lines! :twisted: ;)

[Poppun]

That would be something wouldn't it

[wraisin pie]

pinator:this is pinator sorry but i am to busy talking to helpless pinatas or teaching them to do the candy can can oops i just got killed by the devel pau...(blows everywhere)

[Ryanishere]

fergy leaving a message at les's-you want to do what with a whisk!!!!! youl never be a chef with that attitude

[wraisin pie]

cleo:talk to the fruit bowl please (beeep)

[bearz unlimited]

I can imagine Fergy leaving a message like this: Hello Les, you're doing WHAT with a pineapple?!?

lol

Les:
(Gibberish)Fergy cuts in and says:Remember the awesome fi- Les takes back over(Les screams)BEEP
Transalation:
First Gibberish:Hello,you have reached Les Galagoogoo. I cannot talk now because I am busy telling my friends that the 'fireworks' at the beach party were NOT fireworks!
Les' Scream:FERGY!!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO RECORD MY ANWSERING MACHINE MESSAGE HERE?!?!?! BEEP


I'm pretending that Les was recording this just when they were leaving the beach after the beach party in the episode "Les Saves the Day...Again!" .

[wraisin pie]

beverly:sorry im out to chase hudson around pinataisland and get him to sign tons of autogaths(beeps)
pecky:sorry but im trying to get the scoop of the millelium see ya(beeps)

[Fergy1122]

Here are some more potential messages:

(Tina and Teddington during the episode "Speechless" #1): Teddington: Hello, you have reached the residence of Teddington Twingersnap and Tina. We aren't home right now, so please leave a message.

(Tina and Teddington during the episode "Speechless" #2): Teddington: You have reached Teddington and Tina Twingersnap. We can't come to the phone right now as we're being chased by an angry mob who don't appreciate my singing!

Prewit Profitamole: Hello, you have reached Prewitt Profitamole. I can't come to the phone right now because my robot assistant is going berzerk. Robot: Repair! Repair! Repair!

[charlietheunicorn]

(Paulie) SOrry! Can't anwser beacise I'm on a date with Arctic Pretztail!

(Ella) i can't answer right now because I lost the phone!

[pinatalover500]

Les: *gibberish* BEEEEEP
Franklin: Les? I was calling Fergy!
Pester: Wahahaha! I have taken over the phone lines! Now every call goes to that Galagoogoo!
Les: *gibberish* BEEEEEP
Hudson: Les? I was calling Langston!
Les: *gibberish* BEEEEEP
Fergy: Les? I was calling-
Pester: Oh, forget it!

[kirbypalua]

Ella: Sorry, I can't... What were we talking about?

*le classic*

[zach]

Kibrypalua, stick to what you said in that other thread. For a while at least. Just trying to help :)

[Polly Pretztail]

Fergy: Hi, I can't talk, because- AAGH! LANGSTON!

*You hear a lot of crashes and Langston yelling, "Come back here, Fergy!" then, a beep*

Paulie: Hey! Sorry, I can't talk because I'm either with Fergy or out on a date with Silver. Now, leave a message while I go save Fergy's life. AGAIN.

[OmniMaster]

Thats two Paulie ones including a date with a fan character. >>



Parker: I can't talk right now, I'm catching some snow waves, dude! *beep*

[charlietheunicorn]

Fergy: Hi, I can't talk, because- AAGH! LANGSTON!

out on a date with Silver. .


TOO LATE POLLY!! Read mine!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

Paulie-Hi! I broke up with Silver, and is now dating Arctic.. which is why I can't talk! Leave a message after the beep!

[Polly Pretztail]

No, Paulie wouldn't break up with Silver. He WOULDN'T.

[OmniMaster]

Guys, no need to be rude, but hes a character. No need to argue over him.

Pester: Sorry, I can't talk now, but I'm doing evil. VICTORY WILL BE MINE! Pleaseleaveamessageafterthebeep. *beep*

[charlietheunicorn]

YES HE WOULD! In Hana's story, PAULIE LOVES ARCTIC!

[OmniMaster]

Guys, no need to be rude, but hes a character. No need to argue over him.

This is why I don't idolize characters. It'll start arguements.

[charlietheunicorn]

Paulie-I can;t talk becuase I got married to Arctic! pUT A MESSGE AFTER THE... dong!

Flippy-Can't talk because I'm attacking Fergy.. leave a message after the...*Crush*

Fergy-Can't talk! Langston and Flippy on my.. OH NO! **Leaveamessageafterthebeep*

[OmniMaster]

*sigh, shakes head.*


Franklin- Cowabunga dude! Sorry, I'm not in the house, I'm probably at Florence's house, or catching some waves! *beep*

[Polly Pretztail]

YES HE WOULD! In Hana's story, PAULIE LOVES ARCTIC!

(When Hana puts the next episode up, that's all gonna change.)

Les: *Gibberish, then a beep*

Translation: Salutations, fellow pinatas. I am off putting my genius to work, so I can't answer the phone. Please, do leave a message after the tone. *Beep*

[OmniMaster]

Polly, PM me what you mean by that.


Ned - *Sigh* Sorry I didn't answer, I'm too busy being depressed...

[Hosscat]

Considering Paulie had a crush on a challenged Elephant I can't see him even bothering with other foxes :p

[charlietheunicorn]

[QUOTE=Polly Pretztail;223837](When Hana puts the next episode up, that's all gonna change.)
QUOTE]

ACUALLY if you read her post.. PAULIE LOVES ARCTIC, AND SILVER LIKES PAULIE... and you know the rest!

[Pretztail4eva]

*Sigh* IT DOESNT MATTER WHO A TV CHARACTER LOVES! so what if another forum member makes up a story about paulie going on a date with charlietheunicorn's character, we all know that in the real tv show it will never happen! paulie is my favourite character and i love him to bits, and i really want him to get a girl (pretztail but not to get married and have kids dont you think thats a little too far?) but think about it, it wont happen! so please dont argue about such a silly thing!

anyway, enough of that

Paulie: Sorry i'm not in at the moment, i'm out solving another problem for my friends, please leave a message *BEEP*

Mable: I'm not in right now, but you can probably find me in my garden, leave a message though! *BEEP*